Column: Because … because … oh, you know

By Dejan Kovacevic
Because they’re the Cardinals, that’s why.

Really, it isn’t any more complicated or confounding than that. No matter how much anyone might examine all the minutiae of the Pirates’ latest defeat at the hands of their Arch nemesis, this by a 4-1 count Thursday night at PNC Park, it all still fits within that same framework up there.

They’re just the Cardinals, and the Cardinals just do what they do.

Rip Gregory Polanco all you want for inexplicably stutter-stepping off third base in the first inning — when he should have just hauled tail upon Andrew McCutchen’s bouncer to third with men at the corners and nobody out — but the fundamental fact remains that St. Louis executed perfectly: Mark Reynolds looked at Polanco, flung to second for the force, and Matt Carpenter, seeing Polanco finally break for home, fired a strike to Yadier Molina for the swift, smooth tag.

That’s 5-4-2 with the brightest of stars scratched next to it.

To repeat, Polanco blew it.

“We had a baserunning gaffe,” Clint Hurdle said, stopping right there.

“It’s part of the learning curve,” McCutchen said. “You learn that you’re supposed to go right there when the ball’s hit. He’s a young player. He’ll learn.”

I’d share what Polanco thought except that he scooted — no, literally, he rode a motorized scooter — out of the clubhouse just as reporters were allowed to enter.

But to reinforce, the Cardinals didn’t squander the gift they were given. The Padres might. The Braves might. The Phillies and White Sox absolutely would. But not these guys.

Why?

Because they’re the Cardinals, that’s why:

In the fourth inning, still scoreless, the Pirates had runners at second and third with nobody out. Another golden opportunity to take charge, to show who’s the new sheriff in the Central, all that dramatic stuff. What’s more, Carlos Martinez was looking seriously rattled after a pitch to the backstop and a 3-0 count to Pedro Alvarez.

Here again, though, it all went awry. Fault Alvarez, if you will, for hacking away in what could have been a red-light situation. Fault him full-bore for tapping a comebacker with that pitch. And if you want to take it further, fault Jung Ho Kang for straying a bit too far off third base.

But in the same motion, credit Martinez for fielding the ball cleanly, then whirling to his right to zip a relay directly into Reynolds’ glove while he was still moving toward the bag.

“Pure athleticism,” Mike Matheny, St. Louis’ manager, offered in praise of his pitcher. “To make the catch — it was self defense — and then to hit Reynolds on the run like that, that was a heads up play. The ball could have been rolling for us in a bad direction.”

Yeah. As if.

Matheny also praised Martinez for pitching 7 1/3 scoreless innings to improve to 10-3, and he did so with flair: “People don’t put a lot of weight on wins. We do. That’s kind of our job.”

Bottom line: No runs scored.

You know why.

You also know why, then, the Cardinals were able to turn a slew of similar situations in their half of the fifth inning and convert them into a 4-0 lead.

An opening single off Jeff Locke was followed by Jordy Mercer booting a ball to put two men aboard. The Cardinals probably boot balls, too, in some Bizarro dimension, but it just doesn’t feel like they ever do. So that inning was off to a terribly ominous start.

I couldn’t find Mercer afterward, either. Or his scooter.

Next, Martinez put down a perfect sac bunt to advance the runners. Because of course he did. All their pitchers put down perfect bunts. Because of course they do.

Locke hit Peter Bourjos to load the bases.

Right there, one of two things can happen:

1. The Cardinals could start forfeiting baserunners between third and home and really help out the home team.

2. The other thing.

Matt Carpenter dropped a two-run single into shallow center.

“It was a fastball,” Carpenter said. “I knew he wanted a ground ball to turn the double play. The thing for me there was to make sure I found a way to elevate the ball.”

Peralta struck out, but Locke walked Jason Heyward to load the bases anew.

Remember those two options?

Right. Molina stroked a two-run single over Mercer’s head.

Any guesses why?

Revisiting the column from Wednesday night, this isn’t Armageddon. It might feel like it, with the Pirates now 2-5 against St. Louis and all chapters of the same old script still intact. But it just isn’t. The Pirates are 50-35, they’re still on the rise, and they’re 5 1/2 games back on the 10th of July.

At the same time, the roadblock that’s been planted is the same one that’s been there the two previous seasons: The Pirates lost to the Cardinals in five games of the 2013 playoffs, then were relegated to a single-game faceoff with Madison Bumgarner because they finished behind St. Louis in 2014.

They’ve got to beat the Cardinals.

And to beat the Cardinals, to an extent, they’ve got to be them.

Defense and baserunning didn’t pop up as fresh issues for the Pirates on this night. They’ve been there all around. It’s just that it takes a team like the Cardinals to expose that as a genuinely festering wound.

McCutchen homered in the ninth. Because he’s Cutch. And he hardly sounds worried:

Gerrit Cole faces Lance Lynn on Friday night. He was already in a foul mood late Thursday night, acknowledging as much in declining an interview. He’ll pitch well.

But it’ll take more than one or two performances to rewrite this narrative against a collective the caliber of the Cardinals, and no one should need to ask why.