Column: This, at long last, is the real Despres

Sidney Crosby celebrates his first of two goals, a redirect set up by Simon Despres. -- GETTY IMAGES

Sidney Crosby celebrates his first of two goals, a redirect set up by Simon Despres. — GETTY IMAGES

DEJAN KOVACEVIC, DK ON PITTSBURGH SPORTS

Hockey can be an elegant, graceful game at its most elite level. The world’s greatest athletes glide at warp speed, their skill, their strength and thought processes operating somehow even faster, with little more separating the sides than a split-second swing of the stick.

It can be beautiful.

Or it can be whatever one would call that horrific contortion Peter DeBoer’s face made behind the Devils’ bench after watching Craig Adams carve up the ice to score effortlessly on a breakaway.

Bitter DeBoer face?

Yeah, sorry.

“It’s humbling,” the coach said. Meaning the whole thing, not just Adams’ one-eighth of the output. “All the goals we gave up, it’s unfortunate.”

So with all due acknowledgement for Sidney Crosby’s two goals and the wonderful, warm ovation for Olli Maatta with his fitting introduction among the starters, let’s be honest: The footage of the Penguins’ 8-3 annihilation of New Jersey on Tuesday at Consol Energy Center isn’t about to be sent to the Hockey Hall’s archives in Toronto. Unless, of course, the curators create a special wing for broken plays, badly beaten goaltenders and … did I mention Adams scoring on a breakaway?

Oh, for real. 

But here’s what else is for real, and it might never have been better evident: Simon Despres.

Did you see the kid?

I’m not just talking about the two razor-sharp assists or the game-high plus-3 rating. Everyone saw that. I’m talking about the towering presence on the puck, head-up vision in all areas, the physical push near Marc-Andre Fleury’s crease and along the boards … all of it.

This is the Despres that the Penguins have wanted to see since making him their first-round pick in the 2009 NHL draft.

This is the Despres that Mario Lemieux singled out as a special cause in my interview with the franchise’s owners this past spring after the firings of Ray Shero and Dan Bylsma.

This is the Despres that was so peculiarly but perpetually on the outs with Shero, Bylsma and the previous staff that he always was the first choice for the Wilkes-Barre express but, even so, played pout-free for the Baby Penguins in dominating the Calder Cup playoffs.

This is the Despres who is finally getting his chance and making the most of it.

Sounds like he knows it, too, judging by our talk afterward:

Good for him. And, potentially, great for the Penguins.

As Bill Guerin put it, “When you see Simon going like he was tonight … hey, how many teams have a 6-foot-4 defenseman who can fly and take the body and do everything we just saw.”

What changed, then?

“Confidence,” Guerin said without hesitation.

“Confidence,” Pascal Dupuis came back even more quickly.

“He’s older, he’s smarter, he’s staying in his position, not giving the puck away,” Fleury said. “And he’s got a big butt.”

Right. Wait, what?

“He’s being more physical than before. Knocking guys down. Or they bounce right off him.”

And that’s the Despres derriere at work?

“It’s a big butt.”

Well, no ifs and ands or … butts about it, he showed it all off against New Jersey.

Defensively, he continued to cover the bulk of the territory in the Penguins’ zone, always a necessity when anchored with — or by — Rob Scuderi. The Devils’ ambitious attacking of the Pittsburgh blue line with numbers in the early going was all but neutralized by his wingspan alone.

Offensively, he set up Patric Hornqvist’s tying goal in the second period — a Guy Lafleur-style rush up the right wing, capped by a blazing wrister over Corey Schneider’s shoulder — with a 70-foot banked breakout up the boards.

“Great pass,” Hornqvist called it.

“It’s just the easy play,” Despres downplayed. “You always look to go that way first.”

Judge for yourself if this was easy:

Despres would hit Hornqvist for his next assist, too, shooting from the right point before Hornqvist tipped to Crosby for the slam dunk.

But that’s defense and offense and, to an extent, we always knew he was capable of both. The moment that leaped out for me came in the third period, when Tuomo Ruutu took two grinding strides toward Despres and did little more than pinball off him. What’s more, Ruutu apparently was so rattled by this that, as soon as he was back on his skates, he took a silly tripping penalty.

Should have seen Despres smile when I brought that up.

He does belong. He has the unwavering faith of this management and coaching staff — Mike Johnston took a liking to him even before camp started based on his summer workouts — and he also has … not sure how to word this … let’s just say he’s got more support from his current teammates than he had from some no longer here.

“I know I can play here with these guys, at this level,” Despres was saying, as he peeled off the last of his equipment. “It took a little while. I had some lessons to learned. But I’m here now, and I just want to keep getting better. I don’t see why I can’t.”